Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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