I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
i need some magic done to my vagina
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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