I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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