And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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