But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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