he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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