are you still at the devil's house?
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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