we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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