Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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