How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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