Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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