she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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