Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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