yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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