dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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