D3 body, D1 cock
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Randomize
