big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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