You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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