Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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