Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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