I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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