It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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