who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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