Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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