if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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