I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
God I need to hump something, right now.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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