Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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