What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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