My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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