Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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