...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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