my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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