Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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