Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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