Are we in a gay sports bar?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
only you would photoshop your dick
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Sext me about skeletons
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Randomize