Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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