Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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