yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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