I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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