wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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