i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
