new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
He passed out mid-signature
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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