He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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