Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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