She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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