just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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