I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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