Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
NoShamevember. You game?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
