What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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