I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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