Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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