i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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