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Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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