don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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