So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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