Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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